Ya'll dun kno me, so dun judge me!

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 14:11:14 GMT

Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed because of the damn sun

I feel a bit strange because we've just moved to Idaho and there's a weird smell in the house.

I'm so angry. Paul is grounded. AGAIN! And I'm not allowed to see him. EVER. It's just NOT FAIR. I hate my mom and I wish she was dead. This wouldn't happen if I was allowed to live with dad.

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

Stole this from maya becuase it is the most amaxzing thing EVERRR

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this poem I wrote. It's about my friend Robert, who has bipolar disorder. Just like me. And Heidi.

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Fuckin' Whores

Fri, 01 Apr 2005 01:29:26 GMT

Well today was my first softball game in 83745727462654726463 years, we played in naples where the wind likes to blow really hard. We won, 13 or 24 to 9 i think. I'm starting to like softball, prolly just b/c i love the team. For once everyone gets along and it'll be good when we go to california and shit. 15 DAYS! :) I cant wait. School is gay, henderson is a fag, our administration needs to jack off, and all hypocrital whores who think their catholic and a perfect chruistain need to rot in mother effing hell and have their heads fall off. That is all for now. Tune in later

"I'll take famous tities for 500"

Sun, 27 Mar 2005 23:10:35 GMT

this week we had thursday and friday off, which was kickass...especially since we didnt practice on either days. On wednesday i went to boosh's and me her bob and evan made our way out to petro. FUN TIMES AT PETRO. Thursday i stayed home all day, went to bed at 6:30 PM, and woke up sick. Which i still am to this present moment. Friday I worked, didnt go out, Saturday I worked, didnt go out. Now today i worked from 12-6 which sucked immensly, but they let me go early b/c i was sick and i was real gross. As of now i am soooo dead. I can't move without aching. I'll give everyone some advice, NEVER work in a restaurant!!!

got kind abored

Sun, 13 Mar 2005 05:20:29 GMT

Name: Jessica Helen Ann Jaynes
Nicknames: Sica, Sica Marie, JJ
Birthdate: 4/28/88
Screen Names: JJaynz4288

HAVE YOU EVER...
Had sex: nope
Had online sex: nope
Left the country: yep
Been so drunk u blacked out: hmm close
Gone out in public in your pajamas: sure have
Missed school b/c it was raining: haha nah i wish
Set yourself or a body part on fire: yep i burned my sweatshirt
Actually thrown shoes onto a phone wire: nope
Had an imaginary friend: haha yess...me and amy dsilva had them
Ever cried at a chick flick: ohyes
Done something stupid to impress your crush: haha back in the day
Found a cartoon character attractive: arnold from hey arnold
At anytime owned a New Kids on the Block tape: nope
Planned your week based on the TV: nope
Prank called someone: yea
Been on stage: when i was like 7 at disney land

FAVORITES:
Shampoo: pantiene
Soap: dove bitch
Colors: blueee orangeee
Day/Night: hmm close call
Flowers: no faviorite?
Band/singer: brad paisley
Type(s) of music: COUNTRY
Commercial: i dont watch tv that much
Type of sandwich: ham
Coffee or hot chocolate: hot chicolate
Big or little: close call
Lace or satin: wtf
Here or there: there...def
Red or blue: blue
New or old: new
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: nah
Do you want to kiss your bf/gf or crush: ohhh yeaaa
What do you like about your bf/gf or crush: too many things to mention
Do u have a Crush: sure do
Do you have a friend: yes
Who are your best friends: to many to name
Who's your funniest friends: amanda
Who do you go to the mall with the most: emily
Who do you e-mail the most: im not cool enough to emial
Who have you known the longest of your friends: all...sfss baby!
Who's the loudest: chelsea
Who's the shyest: dana
Whose parents do you know the best: amanda's
Who do you have the most inside jokes with: amanda/dana
Who do you get the most surveys from: dana
Who are you jealous of: hmm no one in particular
Who do you cry with: who ever is around

IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
Cried: nope
Helped someone: yep
Worn a tie: nope
Been mean: yep
Been sarcastic: yep
Gone for a walk: i walked to my car?
Gone to the movies: nope
Gone out for dinner: emiles
Felt stupid: oh yea
Said "I love you": to my parents, but thought of it
Written a paper: nah
Taken a test: SATS :(
Written in a journal: haha right now
Met someone new: brandon? leah's friend
Watched your favorite movie?: nope
Given someone a present: nope
Had a serious talk: yep
Hugged someone: yep
Fought with your parent: nope
Fought with a friend: nope
Been Scared: yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God: yeah
Yourself: yeah
Your friends: most
Aliens: no
Love: yeah
Destiny: yeah
Signs: yeah
The Closet Monster: haha nah
One person for everyone: idk
That squirrels are evil: only when they run in front of your car

ARE YOU.....
Lonely: right now I am
Happy: im content
Wearing pajamas: sure am
Hungry: i just ate icecream
Eating: haha just got done
Talking to someone online: yeah, wyckoff
Ready for this survey to end: yep
How long did this survey take you: didnt keep track

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 18:17:21 GMT

i stole this from bert/ernie?

Who is Your *NSYNC Love? by cherrykisses
Username
Who?	Joey Fatone
When?	June 6, 2005
Why?	He loved your sense of humor.
Outcome:	You are only fuck buddies.

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fuck retreats

Sat, 12 Feb 2005 20:58:04 GMT

My week was kind of shitty and nothing interesting happened, at all.

Yesterday we had our yearly annual retreat for desales, except this time it was at walter's sketchy room instead of at the barn. IDK it pissed me off and put me in a bad mood all day and all night. After the retreat I went home, slept, showered thgen i went to the garage. Of course I didnt sleep at all, so I came home around 8 and I slept alll day. I just found out my mom is staying in florida for another week, which is alright I guess...But I'm home alone a lot becuase my dad works 24/7. She's getting paid $2,000 to paint my uncles house. I dont really know what to typeeee sooo I guess I'll end it at that.

SMURPHS!!!

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 12:21:01 GMT

Well, yesterday was awesome...NOT!!! School was okay I guess, but after it me and boosh decided to go to walmart to buy blue paint to paint our bodies. We also got horns and other random noise makers. The reason why we got this shizzle is becuase our guys had a big game vs Dundee, which they lost by 1 pt. So me and boosh went to her house, i painted my feet, legs and arms and boosh painted her arms, neck and face blue. So we went to the game which happened to be the biggest crowd that we ever had, I screamed my guts out and almost got kicked out, and now I have no voice. I hate dundee, with a fucking passion. ARGHHH I CAN'T WAIT TILL SOFTBALL OR SOCCER TO KICK THEIR FUCKING ASSES!!! >:O

Well I guess I'm Back

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 03:57:46 GMT

Hmm...it has been so long since I have updated, at first I thought having this livejournal was just a waste of time, but then I went back and looked at all my old entries, and I figured well maybe when I'm older, I'll look back on these, and remember whatever random stuff I write in here. Well anways, I guess I'll just recap this weekend. On friday I worked my ass off because we were really busy, then I ended up going to Mariahs after. Soon after, Nick, Kyle, and Adam picked us up to go to the garage and we stayed there until around 3. I then just came home and slept. On Saturday I once again had to work, which we were very busy again, but Krista was there and it wasn't so bad. After work i went to the garage again, and mariah and ashlee were there...We drank, I got drunk and did God knows what. We left maybe around 2 or 3, and went back to mariahs only to find out that her brothers were still awake and we couldn't sneak back in. So we decided to try and sleep in my car. While we were trying to sleep in my car, I passed out immediatly b/c I was drunk as hell, and somehow I ended up wearing my skiing helmet and goggles? Why i dont know. But I passed out, and while i was asleep a cop wrote me a freaking parking ticket, WHILE I WAS IN THE CAR. Ashlee and Mariah were both awake but they decided not to wake me up when this was happening. So i had to drive my drunk self to DeSales and park. We were soon sketched out, so we called Kyle and Adam, and they came and picked us up and we went back to the garage. We "slept" there, which we didnt actually sleep becuase Kyle kept playing the damn guitar the stupid bastard. I dont really remmeber what else happened but I think you can make some accusations. Lets just say that you should never underestimate the power of stupid, drunk people in large groups:P I went home around 7:30 AM, and then passed out until 5. Then my mom screamed at me becuase I taught my little cousin about the PEN15 club, and I guess she got in trouble doing it in school. OOOOOPS!

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 20:58:14 GMT

How random are you?

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Mon, 11 Oct 2004 21:56:06 GMT

good things have been happening lately, hopefully they'll fall through...but most of the time they don't. so say a prayer that they will :) :-/

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 04:26:07 GMT

school started a few days ago andi hate it already...but i really dont wana get into thta. tonight we had a game vs dundee, our first home game and we won 2-0. it feels good to win a game. tonight i ran into a wall and actually dashed my head. Meaning, i didnt crack it, i just like idk. this is how it happened: the pizza guy was at the door, and i was putting my dog in the kennel (i was trying to hurry) so i was bending over locking the cage, and i pulled my head up really fats and turned to go get the pizza, and my head slammed into the corner of the wall. When it happened, i thought i broke a tooth. But i was like...its ok, im alright. Then all of a sudden blood starts dripping down my face. Now im like wtf do i do?! becuase it fucking came down like niagra falls. The guy saw me do it, becuase our front door has glass on it, so he saw mw the entire time, he came in and was like OMG and was like trying to help me becuase i was dripping blood everywhere. so im like just call my parents and he stayed there with me till my parents got home. very random, i know. Thing is when i did hit the corner of the wall, it didnt even hurt, i just thought that i gently tapped it, which i was wrong. lol. i feel bad for the pizza guy. when my parents came home like 5 mins later, the bleeding stopped and i had a welt the size of texas on my forehead with a huge cut. thank god i didnt need stiches. But its seriously just my luck, the past 2 months, ive gotten 2 concussions, 2 days ago a ghirl whacked me upside the head and gave me severe migranes because my head was still "healing" and now this happens. Im gonna be retarded by the time im 19!!! :/ :P

Thu, 09 Sep 2004 01:42:58 GMT

WE WON!!! im so excited right now! We actually won a game, and we actually played like a team. It was amazing!!! We had a game in south seneca, of course in the pouring rain but it was awesome only becuase you can do things with the wet grass that you can't with dry grass. I was sliding all over the place. We won 1-0 in double overtime, and jamie and maya kept on being sneaky with the other team. I love playing in the rain, it like motivates you somehow... maybe it's just me but IDK.

TODAY- Most random day ever. The day started out early, where i woke up ad i went to breakfast at friendlys. On my way there, i was in the left lane driving so i could eventually turn left into friendlys, well all of a sudden a cop pulls out behind me and was following me. Then, he starts flashing his lights at me, so im sitting there driving, freaking out and maya and emily are sitting in the parking lot. I drive past there, trying to get into the right lanr, and they start yelling JESSICA?! so i pulled into wegmans noticing the cop didnt follow me there, so i turn around, and the cop pulled over the tractor trailer that was in the right lane becide me. Then like a swat team was inspecting the car. After that wild expiernce, we found out friendlys wasnt serving breakfast anymore so we headed up to waffle works. We got there ate, then my mom randomly showed up. And we were syaing if i lied abt going to breakfast i would have been screwed if she went and looked for me. So we left and we went back to mayas house. I was told to stay there and not leave. So of course we leave. Then we see my aunt bev ddriving, and shes a bitch and we thought she was gonna tell my mom. (this is after the lying speech) we then went to ekards and a gas station looking for flowers. we then went to wegmans brought them to chelseas and then drove around. THEN we decided to go to the skate park, noone was there so we were just sliding down the half pipe, then a cop shows up, and just sat in his car starring at us for like 10 mins and were like wtf were doing nothing. IDK whats my deal with cops today?! Then we went to the othe playground annd saw jud (amandas dad) and we talked to him for a little.

Then on the way back we dropped off emily and attemptyed to go to mayas, but for some reason i turned the opposite way becuase i wasnt thinking, and had to go around the block, then when we got to mayas there was a car in the driveway so we had to keep going becuase we couldnt park on the street on the side that i was on, so we went around the block again! us going around the block took like 40 mins. no lie. then i almost got into 4 accidents with random old ppl pulling out in front of me, or almost hitting the side of my car while trying to pull out.

Random day, eh?!

dont you leave me alone in this life

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 18:51:26 GMT

Last night we had a game against Romulas, we should have won. But we didn't. I've come to realize that we have no offense, and that we will not win any games without an offense. Idk soccer is gay right now. :/ Practice sucked, all we did was trapping and throw-in's, oh and ran a bunch of laps and did sprints.

Today my brother left for college, i'm kinda sad that he left. Last year he came home every weekend because his college was close to home. This year he's going to Boston College. I didn't get a chance to say good-bye to him because he left so early this morning and he didn't wake me up :( idk i miss him already. My parents are gone for the weekend because they took him to boston, i wish i could of gone.

Starring contest, me and you NOW, you win! you always do

Sat, 28 Aug 2004 17:53:47 GMT

2 nights ago, emily had a party and everyone drank. i didnt tho. we had to walk the guys home back to wyckoffs and we eneded up staying there for a while. it was love depressinmg. everyone wasa depressed abt love. me amanda and tommy deane got sprayed by a skunk, and we got kicked out of emilys and wyckoffs...so we attmepted to sleep in amanddas car, but we ended up sleeping in mayas camper. we smelled like ass.

yesterday i went to the ghs and pennyan scrimmage. then had my own game in ganada. it was our first game, and we played well, we tied 1-1, and went into double overtime still tied. so we had a shootout, AND WE WON!!!! Tonight is the championship game:) i cant playu b/c io got a concussion last night while playing...ohh well :P me and concussions, i swear! this is my second one on a month :P

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 00:52:54 GMT

well idk how i've been lately. I got my license and i got it taken away the same day for talking back to my dad. arggg...that really pissed me off. lately ive been hanging out with amanda and its been good since i havnt hung out with her all year till the summer. but its just basically because her freinds dont like her anymore or w/e thats abt. soccer started today and it was alright. i miss our seniors from last year, idk if we'll be any good this year but i guess that were never good so it doesnt really make a difference. i wish i knew the deal on some people, im not the person to "fully understand" people. just ebcuase i have enough trouble trying to understand myself. idk whats up with me lately, like i act like a retard and i dont realize i do it, and it prolly pisses ppl off who arnt anything like me. some ppl may like me like that but i personally dont like it. idk why. i just wish i was more compatable with other people i guess

Wed, 11 Aug 2004 19:11:03 GMT

I GOT MY LICENSE!!!

sorry for lack of updates

Mon, 09 Aug 2004 04:00:01 GMT

well nothing really happened lately...2 nights ago we went to amandas house to drink by the camp fire, that wasa fun time. It was me emily dana amanda wyckoff and sharman. we all slept in a tent, then woke up at 530 AM becuase nick had to go to work and wyckoff wanted to go to waffle works. I worked yesterday till 5, then i went to marissas grad party and had a good time, lots of ppl were there and there was a good band and Exellent fire works. When everyone left me dana emily adam and donny went in front of the house, and they all drank except me and donny since we were the DD'S. we didnt leave until 2 am. then on the way home i almost got into an accident with a drunk driver, and instead of slamming into our car, the drunk driver slammed into the parked car right by us. it was scary shit. then the guy just took off WITHOUT his headlights on. fucking drunk bastard. today i went to amandas...it was me and haley and amanda and we just chilled. we went to NORTH POLE where we got free icecream then went to visit emily and angie at peppys. then i went home. i then went to mayas house tonight where we had VERY interesting conversations abt penis' and vaginas. i met tim, mayas "boyfriend" or w.e they are. he was a cool kid, very nice. ok well im going to bed since i have to work tomorrowwww

my few days

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 21:35:41 GMT

well on saturday megan came over and we went golfing. we golfed with sharman and mattmo, but we persisted on ruining the gholf course, running over trees, and throwing eachtoehr out of the carts. It was fun. We then went back to my house, and chizilled until our game. we won our game 5-1, and we only had 9 players.

sunday i worked

monday i sat around all day and erika came over at night. we hung out and talked and w/e. fun time

today i worked from 11-5, and i had 4 customers alllll day. but the guy across the street felt bad for me, and he brought me corn :p

Sun, 25 Jul 2004 21:49:36 GMT

going out tonight...hopefully it will turn out alright

my lonliness

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 03:14:13 GMT

well tonight is one of those nights where i sit here and i think, then the thinking leads to depressing thoughts. ive been really confused lately...everything that seems to me might work, of course it doesnt. it sucks not having someone always there. im just beginning to think that there is noone out there for me :/ :(

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 02:28:40 GMT

J	Joyous
E	Exciting
S	Shaggy
S	Slippery
I	Insane
C	Cranky
A	Altruistic

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Mon, 19 Jul 2004 20:55:30 GMT

i have a severe concussion, and neck spasms. damn those bloomfield girls. I cant do anything for 2 weeks :(

Fri, 16 Jul 2004 15:12:34 GMT

GUS WHERE ARE YOU?!

i havnt read one of your term papers in a long time :( :'(

me be sick

Wed, 14 Jul 2004 12:58:01 GMT

well on sunday i had my first day of camp, then also on monday. Camp is sopposed to last until thrusday. But i havent gone since monday. Ive been sick for the past two days, and been nocturnal. i sleep allll day, then awake alll night. Yesterday i was awake for abt 30 minutes during the day. i have a fever and i puked ramen noodles. pooor noodles.... I kinda liked camp,i would of liked it more if i knew more pple, if i didnt stretch a ligament in my ankle, and if it wasnt from 8 in the morning till 9 at night. the girls on my team are cool tho, theyre from clinton and they be funny sometimes. i feel bad for my parents, they wasted money on this camp. Ifd i dont get better by today they have to take me to the doctors...:/

Sat, 10 Jul 2004 04:58:18 GMT

COMMENT BITCHES!!!!